OXFORD AND WARWICK
All you need to gain entry into Area 51 is some staff ID and to be a friend of the director of the facility. (Known as the National Atomic Testing Museum). That's it's code name.
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Area 51 is real
Area 52 is real
Aliens are real
Stealth aircraft are built and studied here.
The alien was allowed out of his usual confinement on the stretcher and was supplied clothing so he could be disguised as my friend and traveling companion. The area also contains nuclear warheads and lots of super secret stuff. Normie my brother and scientist kept busy checking for radiation.
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After this we headed to the Luxor to see "Bodies" the exhibition. What is "Bodies". Well it's real people with all their skin removed so you see muscles and tendons and stuff (their dead though). They even got dangly bits still hanging there and preserved and then there are tons of organs. The coolest thing was that there were physical therapists in there and they were learning all this stuff like how the muscles actually attached to the tendons and stuff. They were learning so much it was cool to see how excited they were. We weren't allowed to take pictures but maybe the Ipod slipped out for a giant spleen shot and maybe it didn't. Not posted because...well...it's strictly against the rules. The girl cleaning the cases with all the body bits showed us a real guy sliced up the way an MRI would scan you. Now it all makes sense how an MRI works. It is a must see for any medical person or student. It's kind of creepy that everyone pointed to stuff on the bodies and their fingers were like 1 mm away from the dead guy yet everyone did it.