OXFORD AND WARWICK
First order of business....employ military personnel to pick you up in a Humvee. Learn how he preferred to drive tanks (better to drive your weapon than carry it). Report immediately to Battlefield Vegas. Approach personnel and obtain weapons and ammunition. Arsenal includes:
1 Uzi (fully automatic)
1 Heckler and Koch SR9 target sniper rifle
1 M16 (fully automatic)
1 Barret M107 - Al 50 Cal
1 SVD - Dragunov
Go to range with goggles and ear protection. Fire your weapons and nail that target (oh he's dead all right).
Try to remove happy grin from your face.
Check out various military vehicles on site.
Purchase staff style Battlefield Vegas golf shirts so everyone stops you assuming you are staff for the next two days. Tell a lot of folks to go visit Battlefield Vegas.
After your trip, head back down the Vegas strip in your Humvee cuz it's way cooler than a limo.
It's then time to check out Caesars Palace and say hi to Joe Lewis and then pose with an adorable little couple that are almost cuter than you.